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Hello lovely people! My name is Mary, but you can call me PB.
The things you'll find here are numerous and random, so feel free to check the archive or drop me an ask :)

zimiestef:

leftthecasket:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh
I
throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles
in super ways
that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

Well
Zombie powers obviously.
Or the power to effectively leave behind self-restricting and repressive convictions and lifestyles to pursue a life of happiness, whimsy, and freedom which is what it actually means.

well, Zimie is polish for winter, so I guess snow/ice powers

I make shipping sandwiches 

zimiestef:

leftthecasket:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh

I

throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles

in super ways

that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

Well

Zombie powers obviously.

Or the power to effectively leave behind self-restricting and repressive convictions and lifestyles to pursue a life of happiness, whimsy, and freedom which is what it actually means.

well, Zimie is polish for winter, so I guess snow/ice powers

I make shipping sandwiches 

(Source: zeekayart)

— 9 months ago with 76177 notes
#i'll win with a delicious fleet 
  1. kyidyl reblogged this from gatewaysparadise and added:
    *grin* This is from way back in gatewaysparadise’s archives (they started following me today, and I was/am checking out...
  2. puremyth reblogged this from zeekayart and added:
    wicked fairy godmother’s powers; curses, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, dragon transformation, teleportation
  3. my-name-is-catbug-whats-yours reblogged this from valkyrjasvoice and added:
    um, i’m an adorable alien and my powers are randomly bouncing between dimensions, flying, and, uh….being adorable yes
  4. valkyrjasvoice reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:
    valkyrjasvoice : valkyrja’s voice I would have the ability to choose who lived and died in battle [as the valkyrjur or...
  5. padfoo-ot reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:
    I’m an animagus, obviously.
  6. rhythemheaven reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:
    I am full of such amazing (celestial? it’s in the url…) music that people literally stop being little shits to listen....
  7. twilight-deviant reblogged this from malaikat
  8. doctorlokiwinchesterholmes reblogged this from the-arachnid-has-arisen and added:
    I’m the Doctor, a god, a hunter and a detective. I’m awesome.
  9. steamsparrow reblogged this from thepageofhopes and added:
    I FLY
  10. spears-and-garudyne reblogged this from sokumotanaka
  11. ladyyami4316 reblogged this from keybladeforger
  12. keybladeforger reblogged this from boomboxsprite and added:
    Making keyblades out of thin air! FUCK YES
  13. honestlyawesomeistaken reblogged this from thepageofhopes and added:
    …I kidnap awesome that always tells the truth? I feel more like a villian than a hero.
  14. cindi-mayweather reblogged this from thelouringlady and added:
    I am a time-traveling android freedom-preaching messiah!
  15. alitbitmoody reblogged this from thelouringlady and added:
    blackmoodcraft If you’re bummed out, I will make your day better with some truly macabre knitting and painting projects....
  16. thelouringlady reblogged this from zeekayart and added:
    TheLouringLady. I have the ability to,uh, make people see their most miserable moments and the worst of their fears I...
  17. ohmygodricgirl reblogged this from wallabri
  18. petrichor-the-smell-of-rain reblogged this from failureatmaturity
  19. nemoinvenit reblogged this from dontsaygoodbye-ihategoodbyes and added:
    to hide from everyone and not find anything?
  20. failureatmaturity reblogged this from pleasedtomeetyouimawhale and added:
    I DONT KNOW< CAN WE JUST ALL GO TO DISNEY
  21. pleasedtomeetyouimawhale reblogged this from malaikat and added:
    My powers are being a friendly whale, singing, and never having to speak to another human being ever again.
  22. lord-jethro-saurus reblogged this from dicksimmons and added:
    the power to summon moses’s father-in-law riding a t-rex
  23. demisedoll reblogged this from supergaypunktrain and added:
    i can create scary… dolls…?
  24. wishuponawish reblogged this from dontsaygoodbye-ihategoodbyes and added:
    Uhh… I guess I can make wishes come true.
  25. phaseenrichment reblogged this from dicksimmons
  26. junosomething reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:
    I make gods jealous of my beauty and shrug my shoulders a lot.
  27. thiswillworkfornow reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:
    being somewhat content.
  28. visualnottooabysmal reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:
    You can see me and not be entirely disgusted.
  29. shineonfromtheinsideout reblogged this from constantbitchface-itus and added:
    I swallowed a light bulb.
  30. klowkie reblogged this from myweatherisbipolar and added:
    to create illusions and crud, like i could turn into a bear but not really. people just Think im a bear
  31. mariahtothemax reblogged this from constantbitchface-itus and added:
    mariahtothemax I CAN DO ANYTHING
  32. myweatherisbipolar reblogged this from residentasian and added:
    I CONTROL WEATHER WITH MY MOODS
  33. constantbitchface-itus reblogged this from thedorkfais and added:
    The Power of the Bitch Face.
  34. residentasian reblogged this from ladynorbert and added:
    Increased Asian immigration???